Zara Sochiye: ajeeb riwaj chal nikla ha k "Ye msg 5 logo ko send kro murad pori hogi
ya msg rukny na paey 5 dino ma khushkhbri mile gi
jannat milegi... etc."
(kya hum itna hi jante hai apne DEEN ko k ek buton press krne se
jannat mil jaye,
phir namaz,
roza,
Hajj,
zakat
aur deegar amal kis kam k..??
Kya msg send krne se murad pori hogi.. to ALLah k samny rona,
hath phelana kis kam ka..?
ghor-o-fikar karen aur ye Msg frwd krain.

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Meri Qom K Bahadur Jwano Utho
Kb Tk bethe Rho Gey?
Qom Pr Ye Wkt bht bhari Hai Utho
Jaldi Kro Jootey Chapal Sb Chorr Do
UTILITY STORE Pr cheeni Aa Gai Hy..

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BOY: "Muj se shadi karo gi"
GIRL: Kyaaaaaaaaaa?
BOY: Achi film ha na
GIRL : Kutay k bachy,
BOY: Whaaaaaaaat??
GIRL:Kitnay cute hotay hain Na.!!

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Pakistan me
1 samandar
5 darya
9 dame
1843 nahren
638246 kuwain
98834672 nalkey
93167346 tankiyan
734219465 tOtiyan
Pr DOST,
ap nahate phr b nhi hO? :-D

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NAME: SAIMA
D.O.B:15/10/1988
WEIGHT:49 Kgs
HEIGHT:5'7"
COLOR:Whitesh
BIRTHPLACE:Lahore
DREAM:Behan banongi to sirf "IS SMS PARHNAY WALAY KI!

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Son – Papa kya aap kabhi Egypt gaye ho?
Papa – nahi. Par kyu?
Son – to fir aap itni Khofnaak mummy kaha se laye

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Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover?
Sardar:Your honour, it’s easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.

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Baharo phool barsao mera “DOST”aya hai.
Hoto pe muskan, gali me mehak laya hai.
Barso tak thi jise pani se “ELERGY”
Woh aaj “LUX” se nahaya hai.

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Meri taref se apko 1 ?PuPPI?
Aapki saheli ko 1 ?PAPPI?
Saheli ki saheli ko 1 ?PuPPI?
Batau bhala kiun?
Aaj hi mere ?DOggy? ne 10 ?PuPPI? ko janam de hai!

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