INTERVIEWER: Imagine that u r in a closed room
and all doors and windows r closed.
How can u Escape if d room got FIRE?
SARDAR: simple..Stop Imagining

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Why do most women spend much time on improving their LOOKS n not their MINDS??

Bcz they now that men are STUPID, but not BLIND…!! :-)

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Wife- i will die.
Husband- i will also die.
Wife- Why do you want 2 die?
husband- bcoz mein itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:

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Top 3 universities rule:
1: Be quite in the class because others are sleeping
2: Don’t forget to carry
3: Books it works as pillow
4: keep the campus clean so be absent

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Sardar got job in a telenor call centre.
Customer: telelenor sim blocked what to do?
Sardar: dont take tension remove telenor &
put warid sim.
Thank you for calling ufone.

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Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ kehta hai?

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3 sardar bed pe so rahy thy,
un tenon ko jaga theek
se nahi mil rahi thi.
phir 1 sardar bed se niche sone laga.

2nd sardar: ab jaga ho gai hai, uper ajaa.

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Ek baar ek terrirorist ne ek budhiya k bag me Bomb rakh diya!
Log chillaye- BUDHIYA BOMB! BUDHIYA BOMB!
Budhiya sharma k boli- Wo toh main jawani me thi.. ;-)

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Sarda ka radio kharab hogaya
khol kar dekha to andar aik mara hova choha mila
ye dekh kar sarda guse se chilaya
lo sala singer hi mar giya te phir kya chale ga.

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